Linda Wall Saved From a Life of Pussy and Pot via Christianity

From HuffngtonPost.com: “Wall said that she converted to Christianity, changed her sexual orientation and stopped using drugs. She has lobbied the Virginia legislature on social issues and describes herself as “ex-gay.”

Casting agents throughout the adult industry are searching for a Linda Wall look-a-like to be featured in a respectable biopic.

If she were a he, he would have resigned by now under a dark cloud of criticism and embarrassment. To spend intimate time with a minor during any adult period in your life is wrong – especially when it’s gay – right? The government only hates the boy gays. They love the girl gays. So what happens next? Linda Wall will now become a shiny new example of proof in the Christian community (the crazy, “All Jesus, all the time!!!” folks…. not the church on Sunday, prayer before each meal folks).

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