About

It started with a stupid domain name blurted out as a joke… and then I had some free time so I built the site.

I’ve kept the site bipartisan because we all know how those other people like to complain about stuff. Freakin’ crybabies I tell ya.

My favorite colors are blue, gray and purple… Welch’s grape soda is the best drink in the world…. 4-door Jeep Wrangler’s are lame…. bad tattoos are HILARIOUS…. I think Bill Murray in Zombieland is the greatest cameo in the history of cinema…. Kristen Schaal is a hottie.


My brother and I at Casa Bonita in Denver, CO.